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realityphobia:

Someone needs to talk about Grif with me.

And how his mother ran away and how another parent is never mentioned and how Grif supported himself and his little sister for who knows how long.

And how Grif is uber protective of his sister not just because of some big brother thing but because she’s either barely a legal adult or a minor and she has sex with people significantly older than her.

Can we talk about how Grif got drafted while he had a dependent in high school and how he tried his absolute hardest to get kicked out so he could go home

Can we talk about his inability to hold grudges against people and how Tucker ran him over with a tank but he never brought it up again. Or how at his core he trusts his teammates to have his back even with how many times hes been shot and threatened and generally smacked around.

How about the fact that he became a sergeant over Simmons despite his professed apathy. How about the fact that his friendship with Simmons is so strong and important and well-worn and that they are so attached at the hip that they were going to be executed together despite the fact that Grif was the only one that did anything wrong.

Can we talk about the fact that Grif has survived some of the most devastating and ridiculous injuries in the show and that he has apparently survived solely because of luck and his own hearty constitution

Talk to me about how he went over the edge at the end of season 8 and purposefully made his scream get fainter and taper off like he was actually falling when he was dangling a few feet below the edge. He’s such an asshole

And can we talk about how he jumped on the meta’s back (a fucking huge growly former-freelancer) and stole his huge ass gun knife off his back? Or how he ran down Wash through a wall?

How about how he can pilot pretty much anything an is good enough at it that the others immediately and silently decide hes the most obvious option to fly a stolen Pelican to the battle

How about how he probably still has the speed unit installed. I wanna see where that goes.

And how he’s so unaggressive and lazy that Omega can’t budge him into any kind of aggression besides an aggressive nap

Tell me about his new squad and the fact that hes training them for extraction and stealth and being clever

Please, please talk to me about Minor Junior Private Dexter Grif, Negative First Class

5 minutes ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,546 notes
zyca:

CHURCH

zyca:

CHURCH

17 minutes ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,234 notes

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

46 minutes ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,235 notes

rachelfuncan:

ben-lyintous:

ebrodiva:

This is a disaster.

THE MIRROR REFLECTIONS THO HOW

THEY ARE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

NOW THEY ARE JUST SHOWING OFF

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,954 notes

Help! I Keep Buying Her Things, But She Won’t Fuck Me

thatbadadvice:

Ask Willie D, Houston Press, 17 July 2014:

Dear Willie D: I met a young lady who is 23 years old with two kids. We have been seeing each other for about three months and I still have not rounded the bases, if you know what I mean. We were kissing one night and when I tried to take it further, she told me the next time she has sex it will be with the man she marries. I think she is full of s—-. She got pregnant twice by two men who never married her, and didn’t give a damn about her, or her kids. She’s also been with five other men — so she says. Now I come along and do all the right things: treat her good, buy her nice things, and take her out, and she wants to act like Sweet Polly Purebred. I really like her a lot, but I’m not ready for marriage. At the same time I’m a man and I have needs. Should I dump her, or hang in there and see where things go from here?

Literally every woman who has ever had sex before in her life personally owes it to you to have sex with you as well. Sex is something that women owe men who buy them things, because sex is a transaction and women’s bodies are currency.

It’s too bad that this ignorant broad can’t see how much better you are than all those entitled users she dated before who didn’t give a damn about what she wanted.

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 249 notes

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 61,930 notes

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 60,410 notes
kira: he looks so young
scott: that's because he's the only actor on the show who's actually a teenager
3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,753 notes

burnieburnsies:

WAIT

DOES GAV BOOP MEGS NOSE WITH HIS NOSE AT THE END OF THE BNL VIDEO

I THINK HE DOES

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HE DOES

HE BOOPED HER NOSE WITH HIS NOSE

4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 971 notes

confessionforanothertime:

confessionforanothertime:

Felix’s penis is named Betrayal so he can rub it in your face.

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Oh goddammit.

4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,618 notes

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 57,778 notes
haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 85,104 notes

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 353,223 notes

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 79,845 notes

buckyybaby:

If Captain America sleeps with two people at once is it called a freesome?

6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 770 notes