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serrible:

thefearlandscape:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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13 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 16,843 notes

pkthunda:

pkthunda:

I don’t get it when people ask me why I didn’t tell them I was gay. Like what were you expecting, am I supposed to announce myself every time I walk into a room?

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The homo has arrived.

42 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 2,439 notes
1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 100,663 notes

deforrestkelley:

yO oOoOoOoo it makes me so mad when people still treat and think of sansa as a silly little girl who puts her heart into stories bc no child looks at the face of her father’s murderer every day and stays that strong

1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 31 notes
emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

2 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 323,579 notes
Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.
- Jeanne Ray (via shetakesflight)
2 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 53,323 notes

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,511 notes

hotcouchpotato:

This let’s play just started and I’m already dying because Gavin is basically cosplaying as his gta character

(x)

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,916 notes
saotome-michi:

teenagedicks:

I AM SO ANGRY. THIS KID FROM MY SCHOOL POSTED THIS ON TWITTER LIKE IT’S FUNNY. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? YOU IGNORANT, DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS GROSS AND YOU ARE LITERALLY SCUM. AND FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ACTUAL RESULTS

THIS IS ENDORSED AND PASSED AROUND ON THE INTERNET LIKE ITS OKAY. THIS IS DISGUSTING. LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY.
http://www.chilture.org/2012/a-gifted-conductor-growing-up-in-joy.html
http://guardian.co.tt/entertainment/2013-03-07/chinese-film-festival-opens-ambassador-bids-farewell
http://english.chinatibetnews.com/Culture/2008-10/09/content_160193.htm
http://www.china.org.cn/english/culture/56696.htm
THIS MAN’S NAME IS ZHOUZHOU AND HE IS A GIFTED CONDUCTOR, SOME EVEN CALL HIM A PRODIGY AND YOU ALL HAVE REDUCED HIS AMAZING ACCOMP[LISHMENTS TO NOTHING WITH FOOLERY LIKE THIS. YOU MADE A JOKE OF SOMETHING VERY LITTLE AVERAGE PEOPLE GO ON TO ACCOMPLISH. 
I am so disgusted. So utterly disgusted.

Just an important sidenote: Zhouzhou has down’s syndrome and is considered a huge icon for disabled Chinese people. So not only is this racist but extremely ableist. 

saotome-michi:

teenagedicks:

I AM SO ANGRY. THIS KID FROM MY SCHOOL POSTED THIS ON TWITTER LIKE IT’S FUNNY. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? YOU IGNORANT, DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS GROSS AND YOU ARE LITERALLY SCUM. AND FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ACTUAL RESULTS

THIS IS ENDORSED AND PASSED AROUND ON THE INTERNET LIKE ITS OKAY. THIS IS DISGUSTING. LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY.

http://www.chilture.org/2012/a-gifted-conductor-growing-up-in-joy.html

http://guardian.co.tt/entertainment/2013-03-07/chinese-film-festival-opens-ambassador-bids-farewell

http://english.chinatibetnews.com/Culture/2008-10/09/content_160193.htm

http://www.china.org.cn/english/culture/56696.htm

THIS MAN’S NAME IS ZHOUZHOU AND HE IS A GIFTED CONDUCTOR, SOME EVEN CALL HIM A PRODIGY AND YOU ALL HAVE REDUCED HIS AMAZING ACCOMP[LISHMENTS TO NOTHING WITH FOOLERY LIKE THIS. YOU MADE A JOKE OF SOMETHING VERY LITTLE AVERAGE PEOPLE GO ON TO ACCOMPLISH. 

I am so disgusted. So utterly disgusted.

Just an important sidenote: Zhouzhou has down’s syndrome and is considered a huge icon for disabled Chinese people. So not only is this racist but extremely ableist. 

4 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 29,982 notes
pulpfanfiction:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

HES GOT A BELT IN HIS HAND AND HES WEARIN A BELT BOY YOU DONT NEED ALL THOSE BELTS THIS AINT FINAL FANTASY

pulpfanfiction:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

HES GOT A BELT IN HIS HAND AND HES WEARIN A BELT BOY YOU DONT NEED ALL THOSE BELTS THIS AINT FINAL FANTASY

5 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,814 notes

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

5 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 105,810 notes

gender-dysphoria-blues:

I want to educate people about LGBTQIA issues, especially trans issues. I wan’t to help people learn. But it’s difficult to want to do that when the majority of people are like “convince me on why i should give a shit about your basic human rights” instead of “im curious and I dont know as much about this as i should, can you help me understand” 

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,879 notes

thisaintfayou:

zohbugg:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

on my soul, this will always be relevant.

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 152,609 notes

who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 98,728 notes

captainelizabeth:

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 64,161 notes