My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
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male feminists who act like theyre better than other feminists because of the fact theyre men are literally fucking defeating the purpose of feminism like. dude. dude
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
Tis the season for lame sweaters!
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate
Here, have some owls
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Rainbows overwhelm the sky as Deadpool officially joins the ranks of Marvel’s LGBTQIA community
For years there’s been rainstorms obstructing the clarity of Deadpool’s sexuality but last night the skies cleared when current author Gerry Duggan confirmed Deadpool’s pansexuality on twitter.
Wouldn’t it be great if cops in real life were like this?
YES IT WOULD!!!
"Are you ready to pay the price?"
so maybe there’s a little more history to this relationship than was previously let on….
or wrong movie….
#I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY